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UCLA STUDY (VERY INTERESTING & SHORT) A study worth sharing with friends both male and female:

A study conducted by UCLA’s Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.

For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest while he is on fire..

No further studies are expected.

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Only in South Africa….

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Would you like to be more active in 2010?

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It’s already February and I have been very slack so I have decided this year will be different.
So I’m going to ride 10km on my bicycle, every day from the 1st of March.

If you think this is something that could work for you, let me know and we could organize something. I work until 4PM, so the best time for a bike ride would be between 4PM & 6PM. Let’s call it “happy hour” :) If you can stay on our route, then you can fall in with the group or go past if you feel like it. Remember, I’m not an athlete so I’ll start-off slow.

Below is a photo of my bike. It’s not the best, but it keeps me happy. Hope to hear from you soon

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Union of Computer Nerds

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Union of Computer Nerds

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Busted on TV

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Busted on TV

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Statistics

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God Bless our Troops

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Conversation overheard on the VHF Guard (emergency) frequency 121.5 MHz while flying from Europe to Dubai . It’s too good not to pass along..

Mig flying over desert

Mig flying over desert

The conversation went like this…
Iranian Air Defense Radar: ‘Unknown aircraft you are in Iranian airspace. Identify yourself.’
Aircraft: ‘This is a United States aircraft. I am in Iraqi airspace.’
Air Defense Radar: ‘You are in Iranian airspace. If you do not depart our airspace we will launch interceptor aircraft!’
Aircraft: ‘This is a United States Marine Corps FA-18 fighter. Send ‘em up, I’ll wait!’
Air Defense Radar: (no response …. total silence)

God bless our troops!

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Got a little Cap’n in you?

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I finally got around to going fishing this morning but after a while, I ran out of worms.

Then I saw a snake with a frog in its mouth, and frogs are good bass bait.

Knowing the snake couldn’t bite me with the frog in its mouth, I grabbed it right behind the head, took the frog and put it in my bait bucket.

Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit.

I pulled out my hip flask, in which I had put some Captain Morgan Rum and poured a little bit down its mouth.

Its eyes rolled back and it went limp. I released it into the lake without any hassles. And carried on my fishing with the frog.

A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot.

There was that same snake: with two frogs in its mouth!

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A Christmas Story for people having a bad day

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Father Christmas

Father Christmas

When four of Santa’s elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones,
and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure.

Then Mrs Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and
two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.

Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.

Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum.

When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drank all the cider and hidden the liquor.

In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor.
He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.

Just then the doorbell rang, and irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big
Christmas tree. The angel said very cheerfully, ‘Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn’t this a lovely day?

I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?’

And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.

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Where Do Babies Come From?

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